Horoscope


ALL NEW -> L.U.P. Of the Month!!!
(Love/Uni/Parties)

 

Aries/Aries (March 21-April 19)

As midterms are coming up channel that excess energy and nail down all these essays instead of nailing chicks/dudes in those clubs!


Taurus/Tauro (April 20- May 20)

You are a caring person, be kind to yourself and your wallet!
Be loyal to your feelings and open up.


Gemini/ Géminis (May 21- June 20)

Too many thoughts rolling through your head, settle down, read a book (from cover to cover, not skimming!). Stick to one person, it's easier to crack one puzzle at a time.


Cancer/ Cáncer (June 21- July 22)

Love is all around you. Beware of the snakes that bite! Channel your positivity rather than having one of your usual outbursts. (Don't forget to breathe). 


Leo/Leo (July 23- August 22)

Put on your “game face” because the wilderness just got more interesting. Be selective and watch out for poison ivy. (Don't fool yourself, you are not sick—Get to work!)



Virgo/Virgo (August 23- September 22)

Don't let your shyness come off as being cold. Show your true nature and your love!
You are a perfectionist: Perfect those A’s on your papers rather than drinking games...


Libra/Libra (September 23- October 22)

Use your diplomatic skills and balance your books and bebidas! Stick to your “non-conflict” policy and admit to your conflicting feelings. Get out of your sweat pants and put on your party shoes!


Scorpio/Escorpio (October 23- November 21)

Being selective won't help you this month. Not everyone thinks you are the cream of the crop. Show you care about the people around you and harness that sense of security in your studies.


Sagittarius/Sagitario (November 22- December 21)

Madrid is your playground—take the opportunity to meet people from all walks of life. But don't dream of those long walks on the beach (Madrid has no beach!) Don't fall, it will be difficult to pick yourself back up.


Capricorn/Capricornio (December 22- January 19)

Remember you are not a machine, you are only human, so take some time off: Don't plan, just do! (Beware of shiny objects; your attraction to beautiful things might sway you off track).

Aquarius/Acuario (January 20- February 18)

All the talking and no action is getting you nowhere. Your arguments are compelling—Cut the B.S. Even your lover is sick of it! Don't be flaky: you either go out or you don't!


Pisces/Pisces (February 19- March 20)

Positive energy is enhancing your playful spirit! Dazzle us with your good grades and bar hopping. You love life—Live it to the fullest! (until your credit card blocks...)